Shanghai Manpon


for a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your -ss-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your r-ct-m. usually some chicks long hair.
“you wouldn’t believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my -ss this morning, brah! it felt like it was tied to my liver!”

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