shanghai special


the dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
“hey jeff”
“sah dude?”
“i think im gonna break up with kelsey”
“why fam?”
“she gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand ”
“dude thats a f-cking shanghai special!!”
a high cl-ss maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). then proceeding to take one’s drink cup to the bathroom -j-c-l-t-ng into said cup. the person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend’s.
man, james and i were in the taco bell the other day, and he straight gave me the shanghai special.

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