a shanghai yum yum is a s-m-n-filled doughnut.
the shanghai yum yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female m-st-rb-t-s their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with j-zz. the female will then immediately eat the yum yum as it is best served warm.
how did your tinder date go?
pretty good, she let me give her a shanghai yum yum.
something rats say when they are gonna pull up to your crib, or when they’re gonna f-ck your b-tch terry : i’m gonna pull up to your house and go scootscootbangbang a weird phrase people tend to use i’m gonna pull up at you crib and go scootscootbangbang
the end of the world caused by australian aborigi-n-ls dazza: whats going on, cant by durrys marcus: didnt you hear about the aboclypse
a small book of all the nudes you have collected over the years. they range from b-tt to d-ck to p-ssy, even some b–bs. most of these books are empty because u are a lonely motherf-cker. “yo check out my picktionary.” “it’s empty” “i know i’m f-cking lonely”
- $20 is $20
the event when one performs s-xual favors for someone of the same s-x for $20. jack isn’t g-y but $20 is $20.
doctor for fingers and fingers only teddy hurt his pinky so he went to the fingerologist