shank’d


to slice, cut, or stab by contact, usually by hugging.
tajuan shank’d phil as he walked by.
on the game super smash brothers brawl, it is used to refer to being struck by an item and getting ko’d by or to lose the match due to item interference.
oh dude, you just got shank’d by a beam sword.
used in a game of super smash brothers brawl where someone has such immense luck with getting items that’s so incredibly ridiculous, that it’s enough to completely make any kind of skill, no matter how great, obsolete.
guy 1: god d-mn it! that’s the fifth f-cking time he’s gotten a legendary pokemon! f-cking stupid kyogres!

guy 2: d-mn, man, you’re getting shank’d real bad.
an amazing online tv show made by nickshep productions. involves simple storylines, kicks in the d-ck, and of course, random shankings. with richard keys and malik johnston.

www.mysp-ce.com/nickshepproductions
“did you watch shank’d last night?”

“yeah, dude, it was f-cking awesome!”
a poker term, clasically used in no limit hold ’em, describing a process where a player with a great hand gets defeated by a huge underdog on the turn or river.
underdog holds pocket 4s, other player holds 6,7 hearts. flop comes down 4, 2, 10 hearts. underdog goes all in, other player calls. 4 comes down on the turn.

“kid i just shank’d you with my quad 4s!”

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