Shankitied


stabbed multiple times by a dull object.
‘wtf man how did that b-tterknife get stuck in you’re r-ct-m?’

answer- ‘i was just shankitied by that old lady’

‘yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my -ss so don’t be complaining……b-tch!

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