shannon f


a big fat lard that acts like a douche.it will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly b-tch -ss self with doritos.it is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge sk-nkwad.the army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a cl-sterf-ck.sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.
“omfg tht baby shot itself”
“umm duh, it saw shannon f’s face”

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