shantarooni

one who has engaged in s-xual acts with women so horribly fat that they were consumed by the females genitles.
-“f-ck me, baby.”
-“h-ll yea! ooo yeah, baby, just like that!….hey…whats happening?!..hey! stop it! stop it! help me!!! help meee!! aaghgghhhh………….”
-“…g-ddammit, there goes another one. f-cking shantarooni!”
1) one who denies the fact that their computer is loaded with gigs upon gigs of p-rn and they order all the p-rn channels

2) an avid p-rn lover, with a taste for beasiality
– “oh my god man, you have so much d-mn p-rn! what the f-ck is this!? is that you touching that llama’s p-n-s?!”

-“its not mine! its those d-mn pop-ups! and they dont delete!”

-“shut up, you shantarooni!”
1) one who feels compelled to spout out catch phrases every one or two minues
2) one who lies compulsively
-“hey dude, are you coming to the party tonight?”
-“i’m playing it by the hour.”
-“what the f-ck? that was very shantarooni of you.”
-“oh, sorry.”
or
-“hey, you promise to play football and take us to the movies later?”
-“dude, of course guys, you’re my brothers! and we stick together right?”
…3 hours later…
-“yo, you promised man! don’t pull another shantarooni!”
-“i’m playing it by the hour.”