Shaqtus
a large th-rny plant indigenous to san antonio, texas. when cut open, it is known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.
there is a large shaqtus often observed casting a shadow of kobe bryant’s career.
a giant basketball player like cactus.
oh my, that a big shaqtus. that shaqtus is dunking on that other cactus.
noun
1. a large th-rny plant indigenous to san antonio, texas. when cut open, known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.
2. any object that is desirable to touch, but such an action is forbidden.
interjection
1.expression of worry, failure, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term. used where ‘sh-t’ is not appropriate.
noun
1. did you see that shaqtus?
2. don’t touch that, it’s a shaqtus!
interjection
1. oh, shaqtus!
a member of the cacti family found in los angelos ca, orlando fl, boston ma, phoenix az, cleveland oh, and miami fl.
known for its unusual height and ability to break rock foundations.
i found another group of shaqtus in phoenix!
a word used in just about any sentence, usually used before a statment of a funny statement.
i was sleeping when i woke up and shaqtus, there was a 400lb naked woman in my bed
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