Workaphobe


fear of time clocks. see “afrophobe”
my next door neighbor shaniqua must be a workaphobe. she just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn’t seen a timeclock since she worked at mickey d’s when she was in high school.

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