shaquille o’neal space dunk
when your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you’re not already), put bunny ears on your girl. then paint your b-lls like basketb-lls. then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the -n-l cave repeatedly. all while watching sp-ce jam. do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo b-tter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
i shaquille o’neal sp-ce dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. sp-ce jam is a good movie.
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