sharded
when you go to fart and a little sh-t comes out instead
lets go man i just sharded in my pants!!
how f-cking r-t-rded people say “sharted” which is a mixture of the words sh-t and fart. the people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say “libery” and “amblance”.
r-t-rd: “yo that dude just totally sharded!”
person who understands how words work: “you mean ‘sharted’?”
when one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly sh-ts himself a little bit too.
omg i can’t believe james sharded in filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he cr-pped his pants.
any form of cr-pping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
“wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!” “i think my sfincter broke!!”
having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
omg!, trenor just sharded!!
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