SHARDVARK
any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.
from aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? what a shardvark!
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