shark battle


a battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark’s top fin. the combatants then proceed to headb-tt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
the two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

shark battles are illegal in texas.

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