shark butt


when you draw teeth on your boyfriends b-tt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the b-tt cheeks together.
girlfriend: hunny, can i give you shark b-tt tonight?
boyfriend: ok,i guess.. but only with the blue sharpie…
girlfriend -draws teeth on b-tt crack-
boyfriend: is my b-tt hairy??
girlfriend: your b-tt? you mean daddy shark?? -rrrarr i’m a big mean shark…- (spreads and closes b-tt cheaks)
boyfriend: giggles

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