Sharonda
a merging of the names sharon and rhonda
arthur: “someone named sharonda is interested in me”.
me: “you better not let mike hear you say that because he thinks i’m your real girlfriend, not her”.
arthur: “and, you better not let him hear about tyrone, either, or he’ll think we’re cheating on each other with these people”.
a fork used for eating
i ate with the shiney new sharonda lat night
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