Sharpening The Blade
the process of hitting on a girl you’d like to f-ck, but can’t because you have a girlfriend. this technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
guy 1: hey bro, i saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. you gonna smash that?
guy 2: nah, just sharpening the blade cause i won’t cheat on my girlfriend.
guy 1: you’re a f-ggot.
guy 2: i know.
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