Sharpie Relationship


a romantic relationship that is like a sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
heartbroken girl: why did he leave me? we had so much for each other! i’ll never be loved again! -girl sobs deeply-

friend: don’t worry, kid. it was a total sharpie relationship. he was cheating on you with another gal. it would have died out anyway like most flings do.

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