Sharpies

the ridiculously easy way to get high. easily accessible by many age groups. most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. just like when they handle white out and glue.
elaine: ooh! sharpies!
matt: yea!..
elaine: give me one! -sniffs- do you think we could get high off of this?
matt: -shrugs and sniffs them,too-
when your p–p is hard and sharp; lending itself to being very difficult to evacuate.
“grrr. this sharpy just won’t come out!”
a little git with a huge fringe and a minute brain. there is no apparent meaning of his life.

he just smells.

really bad.
eew, what is that smell?

sharpy.
a ‘sharpy’ is a word best fit to describe a person/thing that is; malicious, crafty, selfish and evil. a ‘sharpy’ will spend hours upon end watching horror films and making robots, and complaining about things. they are also chubby chasers.
“have you seen a film called hostel, it’s quite new?”
“i think i saw the trailer for it; is it that sharpy film?”
an older brother that hits on his little sisters friends even though he has a girlfriend.

g-d your brother is such a sharpy!
computer genius (bill gates, eat your heart out!)(lol).super genius.
the older breed of sharpies tend to have a boring job, be grumpy old men,have no apparent s-x drive or humour drive.
often have a cowan or baldie in tow , or, in this case,a person of lower intelligence.
a piece of snot in your nose that you cultivate, usually whilst in the australian outback or somehwere with exceptionally high amounts of dust which soon becomes a hard stalact-te-like beast that typically stabs your nostril when you flare or aqueexe your nostrils.

once picked they can be used in compet-tions to see who has lasted the longest with their sharpy.
“i gotta get this sharpy out, feels like a katana in my nostril”