shart cloud
to release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your -n-s hole that that it smells like you have sh-t your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
i was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. i had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. it smelt like i had sh-t myself.
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