a restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely sh-t your pants after eating. “shart houses,” usually refer to “short order,” restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don’t care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
example 1: “let’s go eat a john’s restaurant. that place is a real shart house.”
friend 1: “all that’s open now is that shart house, john’s.”
friend 2: “f-ck it, let’s go.”
friend 1: “we can order a bowl rattler special.”
the love of nipples. paul is a nipplephiliac.
- Craft store discount
when a person -j-c-l-t-s onto another and then dumps glitter onto them he said he wanted a glitter beard, so i gave him a craft store discount
when a man puts his p-n-s into a woman’s mouth and pulls it out on her cheek, sometimes causing a popping sound. yo i pulled off so many excavators on this girl last night it was awesome. a tracked machine with a arm attachment used to dig below the surface. used often in construction and […]
- Cold booty
when you sit on wet gr-ss all night and got yourslef self a cold booty oh dang son i just got myself some cold booty
- Putting in that work
flawlessly accomplishing the act of something as if one were born to only complete that action, but only with hard work. typically used to describe the dance moves known as “shaking” or “twerking”; thought to be most likely derived from the rihanna song “work” situation1 “d-mn, she was really putting in that work shaking at […]