Sharting
when you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy t-rd bubble.
person 1:”so dave, let me tell ya, i felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh… well little did i know it was a juicy ‘lil t-rd bubble. it was horrifying”
–person 2:”ya i hate when then happens. did you know that it’s called sharting?”
person 1:”really? well goshdarnit dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don’t ‘cha?”
when you’re in the process of p–ping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you’re fart is gonna be quiet and you sh-t your pants instead.
#1-guys we have to go now….i mean it we have to go now.
#2-why whats wrong…what happened?
#3-i just sharted.
hahahahahahahaha….lauren and denver
sharting- the act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the r-ct-m. leaves a gelatonous residue behind, also known as charting ie. the action of forcely blowing large chunks of feces through the -ss hole.
leaves behind many tidbits for cats to nibble on. can be used in conjunction with shliquid. a sh-tty liquid left behind after wet sloppy farts.
i ate some chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!
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