shartuitous moment
when you’re standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you think… is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. still… you’re in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.
“dude… it was a most shartuitous moment… i was actually in the can when i had an unantic-p-ted shart attack…..”
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