Shartup
when one sharts ( sh–s and sneezes) while hiccuping at the same time.
after eating a hearty meal, the man let out a truly loud and nauseating shart-up.
a sh-tty tech startup.
“where do you work?”
“i’m at a small tech company in palo alto. we’re losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our ceo is a 25-year-old tesla-driving douchebag. your cl-ssic shartup. but hey, we have a pinball machine and free m-ssages!”
#startup #tech #shart #sh-t #fart
while doing a sit-up when you bring your body up, the pressure on your stomach causes you to release a fart with a very unpleasant steamy surprise.
dakota had a pt test early that morning, while doing his sit-ups he had the sudden urge to fart but sadly ended up doing a shartup instead…needless to say he had a sh-tty morning.
#fart #sh-t #sit-up #exercise #steamy
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