sharty marty


(noun) one who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(verb) the act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
phil: “i heard brian totally pulled a sharty marty during the finals”
paul: “good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a sharty marty in the second grade!”

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