SHASSED
the ultimate level of being -ssed. this just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. the only way you can describe it is by saying that you’re sh-ssed. its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected “tucker max drunk” and -ssed combined. not many people can get sh-ssed and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. there really is no c-mparison. ill leave it at that.
the word originated wen a group of college students from the bay area went on a trip to tahoe n were -ssed for 3 days strait. it came after the word -ssed was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
sh-tted+-ssed=sh-ssed. after a couple of sessions of rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word sh-ssed was officially created.
the word spread like an sti to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from ucla n usc 2 yale n has finally made its way to definithing, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
“warning: do not get sh-ssed and go out in the snowy woods alone at night. it is extremely dangerous” <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's sh-ssed and they probably would do it anyway
"hey bro, how sh-ssed did that guy get when he got slapped in "how can she slap?""
"dude, he was sh-ssed out the -ss!"
"hey brohaminskeeter, is reh dogg sh-ssed wen he makes his videos?"
"dude, he is absolutely sh-ssed in the t-t!"
"i just rumplestiltskinned a 30 rack of keystelope by myself and now im sh-ssed!"
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