Shasta County


area code:530

a county in northern california, separated from any major cities, that is rampant with drug abuse and crime. besides humboldt county, the best weed in the us is grown there. the main cities within the county are redding, anderson, and shasta lake city(aka cv…a good place to get robbed/stabbed/shot etc.)crystal meth use is outrageously present within the county limits.

man 1: where did you say you were from?
man 2: shasta county fool.
man 1: oh, so that explains it.
man 2: explains what b-tch!?
man 1: here just take my wallet.
man 2: -runs off yelling “ayo for yayo!”
a not so bad county that gets a really bad rep. of course there’s druggies, but there are druggies in every county. it’s main city is redding, and redding has around 100,000 people living there now. so if you think shasta county sucks just because you have heard something from someone who heard it from someone else, you can suck it.
person 1: dude, shasta county sucks.
person 2: dude, you suck.

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