Shatner Head
the unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one’s cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
friend: dude, what’s wrong with your head? you look hydrocephalic, or something.
me: no, but i just turned 41…
friend: oh, then it’s probably just you’re getting shatner head.
me: is it terminal?
friend: yes.
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