shattered finger syndrome
also known as sfs, shattered finger syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your ims and emails.
you: hey
friend: …
you (2 hours later): h-llo?
friend: …
you (48 hours later): wtf, are you dead? you aren’t idle.
friend: …
you: oh sh-t, you have shattered finger syndrome! i’ll have to call the police! i only pray i’m not too late…
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