Shimbazzler


a blond girl about 5 foot 8 inches that attends the university of kentucky. they are known to be extremely intelligent and are also known to be neglectful towards dogs of all sorts. especially pitbulls in which they will attempt to singe them with lighters. also, be aware of bourbon inhalation which could lead to extreme speed talking and face plants. shimbazzlers should be handled with extreme caution and no one under the age of 18 should attempt to confront one. or you will most likely be shot. dead.
person: woah, look at that girl!!!

person 2: easy bro, shes obviously a shimbazzler…you better watch your step.

person: what are you talking about man?

person 2: dude im tellin you…she will drink your booze, burn your dog, then faceplant on yo -ss n-gg-…

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