Shattered Virus
the condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so ‘blah’ that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. dereived from the user shattered rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
a: er… mind reading this for me, i can’t tell if it seems out of character or not.
b: no, i’m lazy.
a: -snorts- you gots the shattered virus
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