Shaun Paavo
a 20 year old man who thinks he is 36 and in the witness protection because he is divorced and has 2 kids and he doesn’t wanna pay child support. he also has his p-n-s pierced 8 times, a 300mph crotch rocket and has been smoking since he was 5.
you: hey shaun you gotta square i’ve need one for like 2 hours.
shaun: yea me too, i’ve needed one for 28 years.
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