Shav


to leave or to go somewhere
i.e. lets shav down the pub
when phrased ‘shav it’, in certain parts of the uk, it means to run away – at least it does to pikeys anyway.
alright, mush. look at this cushty mp3 player i ch-r-d. sh-t, the cozzers are coming. let’s shav it!
originates from the british term ‘chav’ that has spread to various other worldy cultures, in this case, south africa.
soph: ew, did you see that boy that just went past?
jade: yeah, such a shav.
an acronym for “state housed and violent”. new zealand’s answer to chavs and white trash. normally have 5 children to different partners whilst collecting the dpb (domestic purposes benefit), and spend all of their money on pokie machines.

shavs are most populous in poorer suburbs of major cities in new zealand.

the uniform of shavs is fake louis vuitton bags (much like fake burberry of chavs), mini skirts and ugg boots for shavettes, and, baggy jeans and hoodies for male shavs.
can you believe that michael is interested in going out with that sk-nky shav? and to think he went to kings college. his poor father must be turning in his grave.
an acronym for “state housed and violent”. new zealand’s answer to chavs and white trash. normally have 5 children to different partners whilst collecting the dpb (domestic purposes benefit), and spend all of their money on pokie machines.

shavs are most populous in poorer suburbs of major cities in new zealand.

the uniform of shavs is fake louis vuitton bags (much like fake burberry of chavs), mini skirts and ugg boots for shavettes, and, baggy jeans and hoodies for male shavs.

they need to be exterminated from the human gene pool.
can you believe that michael is interested in going out with that sk-nky shav? and to think he went to kings college. his poor father must be turning in his grave.
a dissillusioned ,poor producer of coffee, often heard belching and farting.
-this coffee is churning my guts, it’s got all the hallmarks of a shav special.
-this coffee has given me the runs. it’s shav’s beans.
a combination of a chav and a slag and/or sl-t
jack: hannah is such a shav
chris: ikr!

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