SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR
(shāv-yer-bair)
shave-your-bear (1) -showering a trick before getting it on.
shave-your-bear (2) -cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by tr-mm-ng, shaving or grooming.
shave-your-bear (3) -shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. male makeover.
1. “omg he’s so hot but he smells like -ss”, “better shave-your-bear before you get busy then”.
2. “before i hit the beaches i better shave-the-bear”.
3. see above example #1 ” “…(or introduce him to the gang/parents)”.
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