shaved cat


bald p-ssy.
pam had a shaved cat in her pants.
shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really c-cky even though they’re losers/posers
its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal
-guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by-
sophie: oh god, its the shaved cats. i hope they choke on their hairb-lls

joon: “he has a flathead. therefore i hate him”
julian: “ok?”
joon: “go die you shaved cat”

bryan: “i’m so much cooler than you fat asians”
samantha: “no one likes you you’re just some lame shaved cat”

cole: “psh i’m so much cooler than you, joon”
jeremy: “go f-ck yourself you shaved cat”

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