Shaved cow
a large female dressed up like she’s much smaller and better looking than she is.
generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man i thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
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