Shaving the Zebra
s-x act, bdsm related.
dominant partner sufficiently restrains submissive partner, and proceeds to open their -n-s/v-g-n- with a speculum. tiny cuts are made all ove rthe inside with a razor blade, then the dominant partner -j-c-l-t-s into the wounds.
so…you wanna come back to my place and shave the zebra?
oh, no thanks, i’ll stand…i’ve been shaving the zebra.
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