shavinghorse
shavinghorse: a large hand made saw horse, with a built-in saddle, in front of the saddle is a vice which holds a large sharp blade used for shaving the bark from wooden post, such as a fence post.
shavinghorse’s were commonly used during the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. also the area with the vice/blade attachment was known to be very wide on the shavinghorse.
many earlier settlers when referring to someone who had a larger than average head would often refer to the person as “having a head like a shavinghorse”
wow bob, did you see the size of that dude’s head? – he had a head on him like a shavinghorse!
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