shawarma legs
the uniquely female phenomenon that occurs when a woman’s thighs are far larger than would be expected for her torso. they are so large in fact, that they have taken on the approximate size, shape and surface texture of the rotating vertical spits of meat found in shawarma restaurants early in the day.
“ughh, tiffany, every time i walk somewhere my thighs chafe like crazy”
“d-mn girl, that’s cause you got shawarma legs!”
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