shawn simpson
the absolute baddest mother f-cker on earth! single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens… twice! smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck d-ck. survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! cl-ss dismissed.
that shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.
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