shawnee high school
a school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. aka “heroine high”. shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy wh-r-s. shawnee often finds itself kickin the sh-t out of cherokee high school. on a good day, more drugs are sold in shawnee high school than in northeast philly.
2005
shawnee football – 21
cherokee football – 0
one of four high schools in the lrhsd. like most high schools, 98% of the school is stoned/drunk off its -ss all the time. shawnee is filled with plenty of douchebags who think they’re bad-ss because they drink keystone and wh-r-s who all have chlamydia and are proud of it. kids get in fights all the time about who smokes more weed or who’s parents make more money. the teahcers aren’t all bad, it’s pretty much 50/50. some are cool and act like normal people while some are neo-n-z-s. the worst part about the school is the administration and the rules they impose on the school. for example, if you come in after homeroom during 1st period you get marked absent.
typical shawnee kid: “dude bro, i drive a bmw 5 series, i wear bob marley shirts, i smoke weed, i f-ck b-tches, i’m so bad-ss”.
typical shawnee wh-r-: “zomg, i’m gonna go tailgate at mac miller!?#$%^! hopefully i don’t p-ss out and get raped by a 28 year old”.
typical member of the shawnee high school administration: “work will set you free”.
located between the n-ts-ck and the b-tthole.
dude my shawnee high school is hairy, disgusting, and smelly.
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