shawnteal
funny,exoctic, romantic,and just a great friend
shawnteal is awesome in bed.
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when somebody mispells p-ssesed. p-ssesed is a phrase where you get taken over by a ghost and die at least a minute after. michael420: woah that warrior got p-ssesd mitch-ll69: p-ssesed*
- brookside titty cannon
the process of t-tty-f-cking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her br–sts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon. c’mere girl, you hungry? lemme whip out my brookside t-tty cannon then.
- murphamy
the greatest crack ship of john murphy and bellamy blake from the excellent cw show the 100. wildly supported by both actors the hilarious richard harmon (murphy) and the beautiful bob morley (bellamy). “when will murphamy become a thing? it’s already a thing… it’s all in the eyes”- richard harmon via periscope
- royalwillow
a jerk that doesn’t forgive anyone, she attention seeks, and acts like she cares. she steals emails, and trash talks people behind their back. she lies about being skinny, whens she’s actually over 400 pounds. she’s clingy, cringy, and annoying. royalwillow stole the h.c.s email, it was rightfully mine.
- first night fever
when you are away from home on a multi day p-ss trip and it’s been ages since you have caught up for good session on the nozzle. you go that hard that a 6 can beer bong is a breeze and you think that it’s a great idea to follow it up by drinking rum […]