shayan the squirrel
an urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. this savage beast is constantly s-xually active. it seeks out it’s soulmate, a fellow squirrel. this squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. this mystical beast loves munching on acorns. he also loves singing. if this mystical beast is seen in public scream shayrine to p-ss it off.
boy: “d-mn look at that… its shayan the squirrel”
girl: “is it munching on acorns”
boy: “i think so… oh its munching on another squirrel”
girl: “shayrine is back baby!”
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