shayzal is an amazing person who always has your back and she’s a great friend. hilarious af and gorgeous and she’s also cold but hot so there’s equilibrium.
i hope i can reach the same level of homeostasis as shayzal when i grow up.
(n.), (adj.) or (v.) 1. an individual who is especially boring. 2. a word to describe an individual who is especially boring. 3. being especially boring. 1. you are being such a bornica right now. 2. that person? they’re really bornica. 3. dude, quit being bornica.
a word created by a muslim terrorist in georgia, meaning a funky dude, groovy, crazy win/clutch. wagunkus is funkus. you see that wagunkus over there?, he clutched the csgo game last night.
- jizz hoover
a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much s-m-n as humanely possible nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for d-ck again, the absolute j-zz hoover
- diffusion confusion
the great collegiate mixed drink. consists of half a handle of uv blue, pink lemonade rubinoff, and 2 packets of raspberry crystal light. drink at your own risk. blackout and puking will occur due to the amount you’ll consume before realizing you’re sh-tfaced. guy 1: hey man, are you drinking rubinoff? guy 2: nah, dude, […]
- suck my nuts
“suck my nuts” was the awesome last words from abraham ford after negan hit him across the head once with his baseball bat (lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then negan beat him to death after hitting him a sh-tload of times. we’re all gonna miss his random one liners. abraham > glenn. “suck […]