Shcum


a contraction of “sh-t” and “c-m” used to describe the resulting mixture of combining these two excretions.
no you cannot bring another boy home to sh-g on my couch, i don’t want it covered in shc-m
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the act of sh-tting c-m out of ones -rs-hole after -n-l s-x.
last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shc-m after we had been having some b-m fun!!!

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