She-Squatch


any female of above average height,and size
“dude did you see the new security guard she is 3 feet taller than you and can palm a basketball”,,,,”yeah she is a shesquatch”
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a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. allegedly the character chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.
“last week when we were camping i thought i saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!”
a really hairy b-tch badly in need some lady-scaping.
d-mn, you see the hairy arms on that shesquatch you went out with last night?

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