sheathing
a s-xual act that is performed by placing the p-n-s inside of the v-g-n- and not performing any further action. it is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. one is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a s-xual partner. it is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. the sheathing ends when: the p-n-s becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. it is not permissible to -rg-sm while sheathing.
mark’s heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.
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