Sheenius


(n), a genius person or idea on the intellectual level of charlie sheen
(adj), used to describe a person or idea that is cleaver enough to have been thought of by charlie sheen.
charlie: i probably took more than anybody could survive… i was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them, because thats how i roll!

you: this man is a sheenius! get him an award!
a brilliant act of personal meltdown.
you showed real sheenius last night. don’t worry i’ll make bail by noon.
a decision made under the influence of alcohol/and or drugs that seems like something genius charlie sheen would do
it seemed like a sheen-ius idea
the act of being bat sh-t crazy to get attention
“dude the guy cr-pped his pants to get out of jury duty….

pure sheenius”
one who spends his life studying and -n-lyzing the life of charlie sheen. once well educated and well practiced in the life and times of charlie sheen, one can be cl-ssified as a sheenius.
man1: my boy smokie got a bl-wj-b from 2 p-rnstars at that club last night, all while smoking 7 gram rocks of crack and reciting lines from the 2nd season of “two and a half men”.

man2: that man is a f-cking sheenius.

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