Sheentology


a religion based on the beliefs and practices of charlie sheen,circa february 2011.

there is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
“bro,charlie sheen thinks he is a total frickin’ rock star from mars,and that hookers and p-rn stars are goddesses!
sheentology is a religion that i could really make a commitment to.”

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a religion based on the beliefs and practices of charlie sheen,circa february 2011.

there is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
“bro,charlie sheen thinks he is a total frickin’ rock star from mars,and that hookers and p-rn stars are goddesses!
sheentology is a religion that i could really make a commitment to.”

p-rn stars hookers charlie sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

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