sheep shagging
years ago, because the english have small c-cks, their wives would go to wales for some big c-ck action. but in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn’t recongise them. then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to wales for some proper c-ck action. hence the term ‘sheep sh-gging’. but because the small c-cks english got jealous they called the welsh sheep sh-ggers, which is really an insult to themselves.
engish tracy: my husband has got such a tiny c-ck, i can never feel it.
english sharon: my husbands c-ck is tiny too, lets go to wales for some good hard c-ck.
english tracy: but the town guard will spot us.
english shatron: not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big c-ck welshmen can do some ‘sheep sh-gging’ on us.
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