Sheet Bandit


a act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning s-x, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women’s sheets/pillows.the original sheet bandit was unleashed upon duke university during the fall semester of 2009.
tiger: yea she told me she was “too cl-ssy” for a bl-w j-b.
christian: didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
tiger: i know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands…… literally.
william: oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

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